The history of peeps

Peeps were probably invented by a man with extremely low blood sugar, and did not realize that he was preparing himself for a massive sugar low when he runs out of peeps. Of course, the intelligent man realizes he should never be out of peeps, the ambrosia of the Gods. Next in the history of peeps, I bought some peeps, I ate some peeps, and I nearly killed myself from a sugar overdose. So did my brother Lars and my good friend Shawn; some of my other friends ate peeps too, but they weren't nearly so stupid as to eat so many as we did. And so it was written in the book of peep.