The history of peeps
Peeps were probably invented by a man with extremely low
blood sugar, and did not realize that he was preparing himself for
a massive sugar low when he runs out of peeps. Of course,
the intelligent man realizes he should never be out of peeps,
the ambrosia of the Gods. Next in the history of peeps, I bought
some peeps, I ate some peeps, and I nearly killed myself from a
sugar overdose. So did my brother Lars and my good friend Shawn;
some of my other friends ate peeps too, but they weren't nearly
so stupid as to eat so many as we did. And so it was written
in the book of peep.
